The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 08, 2013

She’s being 4thright here….

Me thinks the marriage counselor really wants to divide them

Shut your pi hole!

Never seek counsel from a Hugh Jripov.

There aren’t that many pluses being married to Pi, but she does like his square root.

They should have gone to an ADD-visor.

… and here I thought Hugh was a a divorce attorney…!

Aw, thanks Bruno.

Do they have any sub-sets?

What was her maiden name – Better or Worse?

Shouldn’t that be husband of pi?

Plus, he’s very Venn and he tries to be the denominator.On the other hand, he never repeats himself.Well, she’s not exactly in her prime, is she?Bad match, hope they don’t multiply or this will get exponentially worse.

George Tirebiter said, about 5 hours ago

How did a division symbol wind up being a marriage counselor?-—————————-LOL! Good catch.

I’m not always sure if their first concern is for saving the marriage.

Yeah, but he caught her inside brackets trying to multiply with another integer.

I think the breakup of this marriage is a 4 gone conclusion.

Where is the Tiger?

It’s like being married to a chemist.

This conversation always ends up going in circles.

He’s mad because she was a 10 when he married her. Not that it’s been fun for her. We all know that Pi are square.

They were mismatched from the start. He is Greek and of a transcendental nature. She’s a mere integer — even, to be sure — but a square and a square root. Bor-ing ! They basically exist on different planes. Oh, Euclid! Oh, Pythagorus! Oh, Dr. Matrix! Where are you all, to find the true meaning of existence?.Watch out, she might take up with Al Gebra or Al GorIthm, or Geo. Metry — three more stable and respectable concepts. Or better yet, “A” from all those story problems. “A” seems always the most virile and capable of the A, B, and C triad. (See the Stephen Leacock story, “A, B, and C: THE HUMAN ELEMENT IN MATHEMATICS.”)

simpsonfan2: You only gave half the quote, the rest is “cornbread are square.”

But…but they’re the same! http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1290616506315.jpg

this could go on forever?????????

That’s not an equal sign. It’s a picture of his twin hyphen boys.

And she isn’t interested in four play.

Even the root of her argument is rational.

{Cue comments about the rationality of women.}

A sine of divorce? She was 4th on his list, anyway.

i says to pi, “Be rational!”Pi says to i, “Get real!”

22 over 7. :-)

Just Brilliant! And I love everyone’s punny comments!

counselor seems a bit divisive. corn bread are square!

she should have married his brother Shephard.

Oh, and did I mention his imaginary friends?

They’re kids must go on and on as well