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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2013
February 14, 2013
February 16, 2013
Transcript:
Doctor: With the bridge out, the captain's men can't get to us! We're safe! Rip: But without a jeep, can we make it to the village in time to get my father his medicine? (sneeze!) Doctor: I'm afraid no, senor Haywire. We have failed - To stop the infection, we will have to remove your padre's leg! Dutch: Not my leg! I'm a hottie in cargo shorts! Rip: Not now, Dutch! Non-dying people are talking! (sniffle.)
Rod Gonzalez about 12 years ago
Hoo boy . . .
BenderSastre about 12 years ago
Men of Dutch’s age and disposition do not utter the word “hottie”; it’s just not manly. Stop embarrassing yourself, old man.
mntim about 12 years ago
Some of these new prosthetics can be pretty sporty.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Non-Dying HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
oh, and by the way…this ole lady thinks Dutch is a hottie!!
alleyoops Premium Member about 12 years ago
@BenderSastreWhat do you mean older men aren’t hotties? Speak for yourself.
lecrenb about 12 years ago
Where’s that helicopter when you need it…
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Never come between a man and his cargo shorts.
mike scott about 12 years ago
You know you’re old when you think you look good in cargo shorts
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
You mean to tell me a strapping gent like Rip can’t suck out his pop’s poison and save his life? Hasn’t anyone watched any episodes of MEDICINE WOMAN? :-)