Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2013
Transcript:
paddy: hey kids! st. patrick's day fun page! can you help paddy o'tremends, the happy magic leprechaun stereotype, find a pint of stout? hurry, he's got a powerful thirst! but be careful - one wrong turn can lead to disaster!!! start kid: pour milk on him! oops! he's mistaken for a cereal mascot by sugar-crazed children! yikes! it's mrs. o'tremens wondering where he hid that pot of gold! yuck! he's served a novelty drink the color of sani-flush! uh-oh! he's seated next to a gar-rulous drone concerned about the war! aah! congratulations - he found it!! thanks, kids!
barbara chaffin Premium Member almost 12 years ago
har har
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Yay – happy drunk stereotypes!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Some communities held their parades already last Sunday, though this coming Sunday is really St. Patrick’s Day. Some stout will be consumed, but bibulous leprechauns are less frequent than in the past.If you believe, clap your hands! (Or is that another story?)
Pickbrain almost 12 years ago
Paddy O’Tremens! I love it!
pumaman almost 12 years ago
Mmmm, beer.
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
It’s an easy maze if you use parkour.
Cat43ullus almost 12 years ago
Saw a t-shirt in Whormal yesterday with a drunken stereotypical small Irish entity holding a full mug of stout while spewing a rainbow stream into his pot ’o gold.
No doubt some underage Vietnamese youth exposed himself to toxic levels of dye while helping to produce this pinnacle of wit.
Pickbrain almost 12 years ago
I’m surprised the LDL (Leprechaun Defamation League) hasn’t launched a full-scale protest.