The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 15, 2013

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Uber SNERK!!!

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    Sorry Charlie, it was Bill’s turn

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    He got smoked first so BIll doesn’t remember much.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    They can the ones at the top of the pay scale…but it’s stupid, cos they don’t all work in a vacuum.

    They’ll find out that the ones who got an extra fin or two in their celery packets were the backbone of the industry.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Alexikakos…. sorry I didn’t get back to answer you….

    Yes, sometimes, a little… but that one I got…Remember, if it’s easy to read two ways, half the people might take each path…and it doesn’t make either of them wrong.Hey, I write a lot of obvious groaners (sea above), but I throw out a zillion that nobody gets…

    I figure as long as I amuse myself, which is waaaay too easy, it’s OK.

    My fantasy is that some day, maybe after I’m gone, some future comics archeologist will be reading the archives, and say… “Oh! I get it. Why didn’t anybody laugh? Maybe it wasn’t funny yet in the 21st century.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Oh, hullo Bruno… we meet again on the net.Is that fishy?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Dogsniff….but now he sings a different tuna…

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    What a pair of pilchards.

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    boff0  over 11 years ago

    And just the other week, he got pickled!!!

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    With apologies:.Starfish Tuna’s the best in the landHere I sit with a can in my hand.No scales to scrape, no guts to pitch,Just open the top on the son-of-a –.Small note: If these are supposed to be fish, the tail fins should be vertical, not horizontal. Cetaceans have horizontal tail fins.

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    Now I get it – they’re from Sardinia.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    They had to scale back. He was working for the gilled.

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    He ws better of being fileted.

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Can’t be a Tuna; no piano in the house.

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    LingeeWhiz  over 11 years ago

    What an inconvenient truth!

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    Maybe he should go back to school, just for the halibut.

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    WifesWrath  over 11 years ago

    Holy Mackerel!

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    danlarios  over 11 years ago

    will that be oil or water?

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    his boss is named Sir Dean (it’s a cheap shot but it’s late)

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    iced tea  over 11 years ago

    He’ll smell better if he’s in water.

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    99catsinabox  over 11 years ago

    sounds a little fishy . . . is she sure it was really bill?

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