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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 15, 2013
February 14, 2013
February 16, 2013
Transcript:
Man: One wonders, in retrospect, whether one would have been better advised to spend valentine's day with one's spouse rather than one's foursome. Man 2: Is one still sleeping in the one's car?
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Pharmakeus Ubik about 12 years ago
One is apparently frightened of the old battleaxe, or she had the locks changed and got a restraining order.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Never underestimate the needs of a woman on their day. Watched it happen a couple times -Wives taking golf clubs turning them into scrap using them on hubby’s car or boat
Oh, house keys don’t undo door bolts or security chains.
Roses, a card and a box of chocolates are a lot cheaper than set of Titleist clubs and a repair bill.
trimguy about 12 years ago
If your spouse isn’t part of the foursome, you’re definitely in trouble ;-)
lutherg1 about 12 years ago
I MUST be old, I remember a time when BOTH sexes received “you’re my valentine” gifts.
rw1h about 12 years ago
Apparently, one’s doghouse is currently doubly occupied….
braindead Premium Member about 12 years ago
But, but … my wife said I should tie her to the bed naked. Then, she said I could do whatever I wanted. So when is our tee time?(old joke)
Jkiss about 12 years ago
Not if one would offer one a couch to sleep on.