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Heart of the City by Steenz for February 14, 2013
Transcript:
Dean: Dear J.J. Abrams, Congratulations on getting the director's job for 'star wars" 7! Dean: That's the big enchilada, baby! And now that you're the top man in charge, please do me one favor....don't let George Lucas anywhere near the new "Star wars" dialogue! I thank you!
TheSoundDefense about 12 years ago
You seem to be implying that thereās somebody worse at writing/directing Star Wars than George Lucas. I assure you this is not the case.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago
Maybe JJ will steal the idea of a planet-destroying weapon from his āStar Trekā reboot. Oh, waitā¦
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Dean is youngā¦ He never tried watching Star Trek the Next Generation where the dialogue is āreallyā interchangeable in addition to being inept.
When Lucas lost Leigh Brackett for his scripts after Empire Strikes Back, that is when his SW universe dialogue started to cave in.
Purple Morpho 2015 about 12 years ago
Hey, Iām no big fan of either of them but I think he said that because George Lucas would have a conniption looking at dialogue he did not create.
dyankee23 about 12 years ago
āGeorge, you can type this ****, but you sure as hell canāt say it!ā ā Harrison Ford, to George Lucas, during the production of the original movie.
DDS029 about 12 years ago
Thatās what happens when doing a trio of triads out of order and so far apart. You lose continuity. Writers and directors have no idea where the story was intended to go. Doing the first three second, it didnāt matter what the āvisionā was as long as it ended up segueing into Ep 4 (the original). But the odd mix of high-tech to lower-tech, back to high tech ends up looking like Hawaii 5-0 then and now and trying to treat it as a natural progression.
SquidGamerGal about 12 years ago
Excuse me! This is Valentineās Day! Heās suppose to be writing a Valentine letter!!
The Real Zarth Arn about 12 years ago
I think Lucas is a capable director, but he canāt write. Jersey Shore has better dialog than the three prequel films.
Miba about 12 years ago
Hm. I would rather beg him to pick up some of the eu and read it so he doesnāt mess anything up.
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
āā¦reading these comments I wonder why most of these people ever watched another of the films after seeing the first that they didnāt like.ā
Speaking personally, I disliked āAni the Menaceā enough that I passed on āSend In The Clones,ā but I figured I ought to see āSteaming Pile of Sithā just to close the circle, to see how it would segue into the real āStar Warsā (I refuse to call it āA New Hopeā).
(I liked āEmpire Strikes Back,ā but itās so clearly a āmiddle chapterā; āReturn of the Teddiesā should have been a warning sign that the shark was being jumped, but after 20 years I was hoping that it was an anomaly.)
joegeethree about 12 years ago
I fell asleep watching episode IV at the theater. It was pretty unwatchable for me.
burleigh2 about 12 years ago
Ingrate!! Without George, we wouldnāt HAVE Star Wars!!
David Smirh about 12 years ago
What amazes me isnāt that Lucas canāt write, itās that his fans can read. ;) Seriously, we should all be happy that additional stories are being added, rather than continous remakes. (Iām a Lucas fan)
nj23nut about 12 years ago
Dean, Iād also pray that Hayden Christiansen is no where near the new ones, either.
Decepticomic almost 4 years ago
Sigh. No comment.