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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 26, 2013
February 25, 2013
February 27, 2013
Transcript:
Dutch: Did Cobra tell you she was the Polynesian pirate queen? Rip: She doesn't know yet! Dutch: Well, you can't tell her, boy - Rip: But, daddy, her criminal past is exactly that - in the past. Dutch: Son, you're a baboon if you think a cobra can change its icky spots. Rip: Dad, you know we talked about your mixed animal metaphors. Meanwhile Rip: (wail!) (bawl!) (snort!) Cobra: Those are the malformed sobs of a man with a huge chin. Rip must be here!
De_Faulto almost 12 years ago
Yo, dude, show some respect to the Pope.
RockChalkJayhawk almost 12 years ago
Wow, really people? The comic doesn’t even mention religion, yet you morons manage to bring it up. Why can’t you recognize it for what it is? A COMIC strip! Geez, get a grip!
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
Look on the bright side, Rip…Even a Polynesian Pirate Queen needs her Prince Charming.
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
With all due respect, Haywire Hooligans, unless Cobra turns out to be the Pope, save the real-life Papal politics for some other forum. I wanna get to the bottom of Cobra’s so-called Polynesian Queen escapades back at RIP HAYWIRE!
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Whose the boobilicious girl?