The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2013

Transform this!

I love it.

What kind of deadly robot does the poop transform into?

My Dad’s only kid used to be able to just walk down the street and turn into a bar…

I turned into a friend’s driveway….

And now I never miss one of her garage sales….

Have Baby Transformer’s oil changed at the garage and then once through the car wash.

Instead of diapers, get a drip pan.

Actually there were female transformers in the original cartoon. They had been hiding on Cybertron. Arcee was a main character in season three.

Oh how cute. He has his dad’s headlights.

This one made me laugh out loud. Scott Hilburn – your imagination amazes me!

No nuts or bolts; must be a girl.

I dunno. Leaking battery fluid, diesel, hydraulic fluid, lithium grease, 5W-20 motor oil, synthetic Mobil, still looks like a HAZ MAT issue to me. Just maybe not as smelly. I do love the smell of hot oil on metal however remember Miss Jaguar XJ 1970. Prime’s old girlfriend. Eh. (kidding)

This does put a spin on REAR WINDOWS.

I remember when a transformer was only a device for changing AC voltage up or down.

HA! That is milk-out-your-nose funny.

Gives new meaning to skid marks.

What exactly comes out of the baby Transformer?

funny.

The Aligned continuity was hardly the first continuity reboot in the franchise. Just the North American non-comic continuities, there were G1/Beast Era, RiD, Unicron Trilogy, Movie, Animated, and Aligned. The comics, fan-club exclusive prose stories, and Japanese continuities add more. All of which are (or were) canon, with the Unicron Trilogy, Universe, and TransTech making use of the multiverse idea.