Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 27, 2013
February 26, 2013
February 28, 2013
Transcript:
Dog: But I don't need to be saved from being the mailman's dog. Poncho: Yes you do, you just don't know it! Boomer: Your diabolical master is lulling you into a false sense of happiness! Poncho: But it's all a big ruse to keep you shielded from the relentless mockery and ridicule! Dog: There's mockery and ridicule? Poncho: Hoo, yeah. We're merciless. Hudson: Tell him the one about "what's the difference between a mailman's dog and a proctologist?" Boomer: There's no time!
WoodEye almost 12 years ago
One of them sticks his nose in buttholes.
knarfus almost 12 years ago
@WoodEye
and the other one sticks his butt in noseholes???
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Makes me think of government, they create the problem and then tell you they are here to fix it.
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
Misery loves company and Poncho and gang are misery comes knockin’!
likeponcho almost 12 years ago
Poncho will be the first one to go to his master, asking food, chew toys and television.
Mickeylacey almost 12 years ago
being the mailman’s dog is like being the teacher’s kid….no way to live!!!!
sizer99 almost 12 years ago
The censored punchline for the last panel – the proctologist always sees a-holes at /work/.