Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 17, 2013
March 16, 2013
March 18, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: Hey! You're eating my address book! Satchel: Forry. Rob: What are you doing? All my stuff is chewed up and spitty... Satchel: Just looking for food. Rob; Wouldn't you have better luck with that in the kitchen? Satchel: Ha ha! You'd think so, wouldn't you? However, my research has shown that 15% of what I put into my mouth in the kitchen is food, compared to 11% in the general household. So with a margin of error of*/-4%, I can't afford to make assumptions. Rob: You mean you're putting everything in your mouth to see if its food? Satchel: If you know a better way, I'd like to hear it. Rob; Well, you could try reading the.... Dude... Where are my seat cushions? Satchel: Interestingly, while sonly 11% of objects are "food," 35% are, in fact, "edible."
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Varnes over 11 years ago
2008? Did Darby Die?
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
NOOOOOOO, NOT MORE RERUNS!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
We can hope for Monday.
rshive over 11 years ago
So what percentage of “food” is edible, Satch?
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
If it comes in a plastic package with more than four colours and big, bright letters on the front, it may technically be “edible” but it’s probably not food.
J Short over 11 years ago
Satch Stats.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
under loved an under feed…
T_Lexi over 11 years ago
: D Satchel is brilliant! Rob should ask him to invest some money in the stock market.
Jkiss over 11 years ago
Satch is much smarter than we give him credit for. A lot of the crap we eat isn’t really food either.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago
No he’s just a stupid dog, just ask Bucky
jbenzver5 over 11 years ago
I always wondered where Paul Ryan got his budget figures…
Arianne over 11 years ago
Haha! Brilliant! What a great rerun! After I finished laughing out loud for a whole minute, the phrase, “You can food anything if you just eat it,” came to mind, so I googled it. I was taken by surprise to find out it was Bucky, not Satch, who said it! I mean, the words are so Bucky, but the sentiment is so Satch. Check it out here.
Jason Case over 11 years ago
What happened to the rat story did Bucky give up?
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Satchel`s :Food, Not `Food game. I had no idea he had actually kept his research notes. I would have thought they were edible and therefore….. food.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
Personally, I got the biggest smile from Satchel’s “Forry” in the first panel.
posse1 Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Forry”…..love you Satchel!