Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 24, 2013

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 11 years ago

    I agree, those kinds of things should happen much later in the day after significant alcoholic reinforcement.

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    jcepillow  over 11 years ago

    The gent in the carrot-juice ad looks like he needs the carrot as a nose more than he needs it as a juice ingredient. If you’re going to make a lateral move from “snowman” to “model,” make sure you collect all your belongings!

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Pitchfork mobs are always best at night due to the tar torches they carry.

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    MaxNuclear  over 11 years ago

    It is never too early to start drinking your own urine!

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    Cat43ullus  over 11 years ago

    Catullus alleged that urine, as used by the Celtiberians, whitened the teeth, inpoem 39

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    Oxnate  over 11 years ago

    Did they happen to say WHEN Grace would be returning?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    No feathered headdress?Stay away from Las Vegas.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Carrot Pop?Mmmm…!

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    Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Yes, but it’s five o’clock somewhere, isn’t it?

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    cleokaya  over 11 years ago

    I say pop too, but rarely have to since I never drink the stuff.

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    cleokaya  over 11 years ago

    Considering my choice of beverages, my urine has probably got a fairly high alcohol content.

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    coltish1  over 11 years ago

    I married a girl from Wisconsin (we live in Colorado now", and she calls soft drinks “pop,” while I usually still refer to it as “soda.” To avoid disagreements, I usually call it by its more specific name: ginger ale, Dr. Pepper, or Sierra Mist.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Go back to bed, Smug Guy in Reflective Sunglasses, and save your shenanigans for after dark….

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    It never mattered to me WHAT to call it. In my teens I drank about 6 Pepsi’s a day and often spiked it with some bourbon. Later I took a liking to Tonic because the kids would not steal it from the frig. Even before moving to AZ I took a liking to Diet Dr Pepper and also to Diet Rite fruit flavors (mostly tangerine and raspberry). I still have some of the latter, but have mostly avoided any sodas for a few years now.

    My new Dr allows me NO sweetners except Stevia and few things are made with that. To save $ I ordered bulk of some unsweetened Koolaid powders and bulk stevia as well on Amazon. I also have herbal tea ;-DFilm on “cute animals” was VERY – watched the whole tape.

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    bluskies  over 11 years ago

    “Sir”, among other things,

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    I love the rainfrog!

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Re: the blog: I’m hooked on the Thai woman’s rendition of 4 Non Blonde’s song, “What’s Up.” She starts off nervous, but then really nails it.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 11 years ago

    COLONEL SANDERS AND ALICE COOPERAlice Cooper played my brother’s high school prom. He wasn’t a big act yet and they’d had a hugely successful fund-raising for the band.

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    The Old Wolf  over 11 years ago

    Teresa, your fruit bowls always look so appetizing!

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    The Old Wolf  over 11 years ago

    Epitaph: "Let your wind go free where e’er you be, for keeping it in was the death of me!

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