The gent in the carrot-juice ad looks like he needs the carrot as a nose more than he needs it as a juice ingredient. If you’re going to make a lateral move from “snowman” to “model,” make sure you collect all your belongings!
I married a girl from Wisconsin (we live in Colorado now", and she calls soft drinks “pop,” while I usually still refer to it as “soda.” To avoid disagreements, I usually call it by its more specific name: ginger ale, Dr. Pepper, or Sierra Mist.
It never mattered to me WHAT to call it. In my teens I drank about 6 Pepsi’s a day and often spiked it with some bourbon. Later I took a liking to Tonic because the kids would not steal it from the frig. Even before moving to AZ I took a liking to Diet Dr Pepper and also to Diet Rite fruit flavors (mostly tangerine and raspberry). I still have some of the latter, but have mostly avoided any sodas for a few years now.
My new Dr allows me NO sweetners except Stevia and few things are made with that. To save $ I ordered bulk of some unsweetened Koolaid powders and bulk stevia as well on Amazon. I also have herbal tea ;-DFilm on “cute animals” was VERY – watched the whole tape.
COLONEL SANDERS AND ALICE COOPERAlice Cooper played my brother’s high school prom. He wasn’t a big act yet and they’d had a hugely successful fund-raising for the band.
Hugh B. Hayve over 11 years ago
I agree, those kinds of things should happen much later in the day after significant alcoholic reinforcement.
jcepillow over 11 years ago
The gent in the carrot-juice ad looks like he needs the carrot as a nose more than he needs it as a juice ingredient. If you’re going to make a lateral move from “snowman” to “model,” make sure you collect all your belongings!
finale over 11 years ago
Pitchfork mobs are always best at night due to the tar torches they carry.
MaxNuclear over 11 years ago
It is never too early to start drinking your own urine!
Cat43ullus over 11 years ago
Catullus alleged that urine, as used by the Celtiberians, whitened the teeth, inpoem 39
Oxnate over 11 years ago
Did they happen to say WHEN Grace would be returning?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
No feathered headdress?Stay away from Las Vegas.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
Carrot Pop?Mmmm…!
Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yes, but it’s five o’clock somewhere, isn’t it?
cleokaya over 11 years ago
I say pop too, but rarely have to since I never drink the stuff.
cleokaya over 11 years ago
Considering my choice of beverages, my urine has probably got a fairly high alcohol content.
coltish1 over 11 years ago
I married a girl from Wisconsin (we live in Colorado now", and she calls soft drinks “pop,” while I usually still refer to it as “soda.” To avoid disagreements, I usually call it by its more specific name: ginger ale, Dr. Pepper, or Sierra Mist.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Go back to bed, Smug Guy in Reflective Sunglasses, and save your shenanigans for after dark….
vldazzle over 11 years ago
It never mattered to me WHAT to call it. In my teens I drank about 6 Pepsi’s a day and often spiked it with some bourbon. Later I took a liking to Tonic because the kids would not steal it from the frig. Even before moving to AZ I took a liking to Diet Dr Pepper and also to Diet Rite fruit flavors (mostly tangerine and raspberry). I still have some of the latter, but have mostly avoided any sodas for a few years now.
My new Dr allows me NO sweetners except Stevia and few things are made with that. To save $ I ordered bulk of some unsweetened Koolaid powders and bulk stevia as well on Amazon. I also have herbal tea ;-DFilm on “cute animals” was VERY – watched the whole tape.
bluskies over 11 years ago
“Sir”, among other things,
margueritem over 11 years ago
I love the rainfrog!
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Re: the blog: I’m hooked on the Thai woman’s rendition of 4 Non Blonde’s song, “What’s Up.” She starts off nervous, but then really nails it.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 11 years ago
COLONEL SANDERS AND ALICE COOPERAlice Cooper played my brother’s high school prom. He wasn’t a big act yet and they’d had a hugely successful fund-raising for the band.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Teresa, your fruit bowls always look so appetizing!
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Epitaph: "Let your wind go free where e’er you be, for keeping it in was the death of me!