Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 09, 2013

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Bucky is going to get his kibble back. One piece at a time.

The local vet has one of those that supposedly repels bugs and fleas. It sits there with this little flashing light, and that’s about it. She told me, “It’s such a high frequency humans can’t hear it.” And yet the animals in the office didn’t show any interest. I think they sold her a plastic box with a little flashing light.

That rat has a mean arm! If Bucky’s not careful, he’ll PAP! his eye out.

Hey the Pirates are looking for a good pitcher !

That filthy rodent will pay for his underhanded attack on The Buckster.

Bucky “If you are not coming out then I am coming in, where is my chainsaw?”

The rat clearly hasn’t heard of it yet.

If you’re the type of human who can hear high-frequency sounds like rat beepers, it’s absolute torture to be anywhere near them. When I was younger, I could hear them as well as the high-frequency messaging systems that some retail stores used. Whenever my mother dragged me to her favorite store for a day of shopping, I’d end up with a splitting headache from the constant beepbeepbeeping that only I could hear, and she’d compound it by nagging me about how uncooperative I was.Even when my hearing was checked and they found out that I couldn’t hear low noises but could hear high noises way beyond the norm, she still refused to believe that I was in actual pain at her favorite store. And Macy’s was right across the street.

I hear voices all the time, sometimes I answer them Hmmm!

Since Heinrich Hertz, who the word hertz named for, lived long before Hertz Rental was around, how can ® be on the logo? I always thought you couldn’t do that with a common word or phrase.

Nobody said anything about a Hertz Doughnut.

If any people are having trouble with the tinyurl links let me know and i will stop using them

Bucky gets hit again.

The sonic repellers did chase off some squirrels in a house where they were driving some tenants nuts, so maybe some are better than others? I know of this success personally, it’s not secondhand.

For crying out loud, Bucky! Haven’t you ever heard of an exterminator?!? Just call him and have the bill sent to Rob! He dislikes vermin in his home nmor than you!

Its probably a weasel