Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 07, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    They both just lost the plot.

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Second hand stupid can be deadly.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Collateral damage.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago

    At least they went together

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 11 years ago

    “Come with me if you want to live.”

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    So they died doin’ it? Not a bad way to go….

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The right tombstone should have a built-in beer holder.

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    Stormrider2112  over 11 years ago

    Alcohol, gasoline, and testosterone: the most explosive chemical combination known to man.

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    dlbrown  over 11 years ago

    This epitaph is second only to “hold my beer!”

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    pc368dude  over 11 years ago

    … one of the danger signs of testosterone poisoning.

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    Plods with ...™  over 11 years ago

    Probably held his beer, too.

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    Wherever I go on vacation I visit the local cemeteries. It’s not a ghoulish thing – there are lessons to be learned. Long story short: A small cemetery in Galena, Illinois. Buried there are several victims of the cholera epidemic in 1833; two pastors dead, one in 1835, another in 1837. We tend to forget those things once happened, and can happen again..Same cemetery: A huge monument among many smaller ones. However, while the words can still be read on the small ones, nothing can be read on the big one – all eroded away. Sic transit gloria mundi..Another cemetery: Many small lamb-inscribed markers, badly eroded, where lie children who died in 1917 and 1918 – the great flu epidemic. Also there, a gravestone where the wife inscribed her husband’s name, left a blank for herself, got remarried and had herself buried with the other husband. .Cemeteries are more for the living than the dead. Such a contrast in people who visit: On a bright spring day, I see mourners in grief but also children playing among the monuments. And why not?.There’s a short story by Thurber that parodies “Tobacco Road.” The narrator mentions the dissipated patriarch of the clan has at that moment seven daughters lying in the cemetery – two of ‘em dead..Good job on these epitaph cartoons, Mr. Miller. How many total have you done so far?

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Is that really what you wanted on your tombstone> I wouldn’t want to admit it.

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    lighting that match wasn’t such a good idea afterall. yes Collateral damage, lol. another Darwin award winner

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    That was Sledge Hammer’s catchphrase (if anyone else remembers that show).

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    I’m so glad we had this time together . Hum…

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago

    <==I’m STILL with stupid

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Oh my! I just realized what Wiley did with the visuals! Check out the double rounds of the tomb stones, and the obelisk behind them. Very… ahem… virile! Can’t believe I missed it before. If it was a snake it would have, well, you know…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    The other graves are probably their neighbors…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    phtitzg, great reference…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    BTW, a lot of Bozos on this site. Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze…Many people like to….

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    The redneck graveyard.

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    angusdad  over 11 years ago

    There’s nothing to worry about. I’m sure that I turned of the electricity.

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    One trip to Canada turned into “the dead guy tour”, lots of interesting epitaphs and history. Of course in the Old west of Arizona one of my favorites was “Quickest gun in town, but couldn’t aim”.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Inspector Sledge Hammer & his partner Dori Doreau?

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    I always liked the one that went “Watch this!”…..more on this subject tho…..did they implode or explode?

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    klunker rider  over 11 years ago

    That also applies to alcohol overload.

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