I wanted to say something pithy and snarky, but the dominant voice in my head told me to shut up and drive. It decided to drive me crazy. It was a short trip.
I don’t know what it means but I talk to myself and I also answer myself all the time and all the time when I tpe or read I hear a voice in my mind saying what I type or read.
Bob Brow over 11 years ago
Yes, the $250 an hour nap that’s deductible.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Alexikakos, and in a few years you’ll be able to hunt the Easter Eggs you hid yourself….
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
I wanted to say something pithy and snarky, but the dominant voice in my head told me to shut up and drive. It decided to drive me crazy. It was a short trip.
pcolli over 11 years ago
I tried that once; just couldn’t get my head around it. Tried stroking my ego instead.
aciem88 over 11 years ago
nice metaphor
aciem88 over 11 years ago
is it a Big Ol’ Comfy Couch?…:)
roctor over 11 years ago
His insomnia has taken a great step.However more sessions are needed in case of a relapse
jreckard over 11 years ago
Who needs an expensive shrink when you can self-medicate?
CasualObserver over 11 years ago
I’d much rather sleep through it all…and ultimately, I will.
Ollyvah over 11 years ago
My favorite one is ; 9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to stay home & clean my guns today
pcolli over 11 years ago
Sleepwalking in church, eh? Well, the vicar was probably somnolescent, too.
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
RE: your second thought—my thoughts exactly. For that kind of $$$ he could buy himself one of those expensive Sleep-by-Number mattresses.
js305 over 11 years ago
The doc is looking at his watch.
pdeason2 over 11 years ago
I don’t know what it means but I talk to myself and I also answer myself all the time and all the time when I tpe or read I hear a voice in my mind saying what I type or read.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
Yesterday I was just pretty, but today I Beautiful…thanks Doc.!
hippogriff over 11 years ago
It must be working. When he started, he was so up-tight.
demtrain2 over 11 years ago
The counselor has the coffee cup; the patient has kleenex. May they should consider switching table tops?
Cmlbx over 11 years ago
I talk to myself. I argue with myself. I get really concerned when I start to lose those arguments.
yimhere over 11 years ago
Freudian reductionism – the shortest distance between his hand and the patient’s wallet…..
Ian Mason over 11 years ago
At least the dreams will be fresh when they’re analysed.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
It is a position of weakness when your feet don’t touch the floor while seated. That’s why the shrinks do it this way.
tommyjj over 11 years ago
In the first place, sanity is highly overrated. so why do we need shrinks anyway?
reynard61 over 11 years ago
Hi, I’m going crazy! Wanna come along?