Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2013

Brace yourself, Jeffrey – she’s just introduced you to married life.

She’s not training for motivational speaking – she’s training to produce public service announcements. Oddly, some of the real-life PSA’s are more obnoxious than she is.

Oddly enough, that was just what he needed to hear. If he took that advice to heart, it would be worth every penny of that sawbuck.

she’s got a great future at holsted jewelers.

Man, Jeffry, keep moving, and don’t ask questions…what do you have for brains, boy? Boogers?

BTW, will the Zombie Apocalypse be televised? Gill?

Danae, don’t take chances, figure out a way to make money off the Zombie Apocalypse….win win…Anyway, I’ve got ten bucks, answer me this bat girl…How many commentators does it take to stink up a comment section?

This kid walks around with $10 cash? Heck, I don’t walk around with that much cash. But then again, I’m married.

A fool and his money are easily “motivated”.

Stalin signed lots of death orders. And I don’t think that anyone ever accused Stalin of being on the political Right.

Oh, and by the way, NAZI stands for National Socialist…so one can be genocidally murderous, and still be on the LEFT

As off-kilter as Tucci is, I still enjoyed his “rat warren” sentence. Intelligence does not guarantee other virtues.

The theme fell off from the beginning. She is providing information/advice not motivation.

Wait a minute, was there something said that we didn’t catch?

Hey. Doesn’t Danae owe Jeffrey ten bucks for answering HER question?

and how does Jeffry get 10 Bucks…Hmmm!

Zombies do exist. They smoke dope.

I have been away and may have missed the comment, but has anyone else noticed how much inflation has taken over? Lucy used to charge 5 cents for psychobabble that was going for real money back in the day, now Danae is getting a sawbuck for what anyone can get for free by turning on a radio! :)

You all missed it again! This strip is a perfect depiction of the “stupid intellectual”, you know, the kind that posts their infinite wisdom on this strip every day?

Whether the question is Danae or the Zombie Apocalypse, the answer is CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference, which started yesterday. Even Fox News is starting to recognize it as a clownfest. The Paul Ryan zombie/Frankenstein budget! It lives! Now with more evil Obama tax revenue!

Danae has nothing on Newt Gingrich offering to go to the NAACP last year to explain to the poor dumb, um, Colored People that they need jobs, not government protections from people like him.

Hear, hear. I could not have put it as well, much less better.

If it wasn’t Tucci, someone else would have introduced politics to this comic. Is that all GoComics members do? Think about politics? Trying being apolitical for a change; it’s amazing how the rhetoric of both (or all) sides starts sounding like so much bovine excrement.

.While I applaud Jeffrey’s efforts to “prepare for the worst case scenario,” he’s a little too gullible for his own good. As much as I’d like them to exist, zombies as flesh-eating, walking corpses don’t exist. As brain dead, gullible sheeple who buy into whatever they’re told, I think Jeffrey just gave us an object example of how real they are. Which is how motivational speakers make money.

Hey, Zombies Inc. are people too. Just ask the Supreme Court.

Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, you are supporting Danae’s idea that we are all booger brained. You have to step up the program.

Lucy Van Pelt charged only 5 cents.

Just where did a child get $10 to just hand over?! I guess I need to start rolling children for their allowance!

Had a busy day so didn’t read today’s comics until 4:30. Tucci’s comment had been deleted, but must have been a doozy!

Danae doesn’t care how she makes the money…she has proven through this venture that she has the morals of a seasoned crook OR a seasoned politician (Same difference)