Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 24, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: Here's a great stick. Miss Bliss: That's bamboo Alice! Miss Bliss: You can make a fishing ole out of bamboo! Pandas love to eat it! Alice: Oh! Dad: Alice, I don't care what Miss Bliss says. Pandas don't go fishing! Alice: She seemed pretty adamant about it.
margueritem over 11 years ago
And Miss Bliss is nothing if not adamant.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
What are the odds Dill loves to eat it too? That goes for anything.
alviebird over 11 years ago
Adamant bitter asinine places.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
The bamboo, not the fish, Alice.
ottod Premium Member over 11 years ago
I agree. Bamboo sticks are great! I have a small collection of my own.
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
“The panda’s diet is 99% bamboo. Pandas in the wild will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents or carrion. In captivity, they may receive honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, or bananas along with specially prepared food.”
Commycon over 11 years ago
Eats, Shoots, and leaves!
CallMeMomes over 11 years ago
Richard has the Complete Cul-de-Sac coming out next November – so I have the first item on my Christmas wish list already!
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
This reminds me of me and my sister. She had been told by a teacher once that George Washington wore a wig, and blatantly refuses to believe anything else now, despite me having shown her numerous official sources that say Washington in fact did NOT wear a wig, and never did at anytime in his life. We’re still off-and-on arguing over it today.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Miss Bliss should know by now to be careful how she explains things to Alice.
tazz555 over 11 years ago
I also heard because it can grow really tall, really fast. It can be used as torture. Force someone to lie on a griu d that bamboo will grow wait and it was actually eventually impale him
(See mythbusters)
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
Cool Zombie
lemon868 over 11 years ago
love the extended mr danders story!
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
TMI Miss Bliss!