Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2010

I wonder what that woman’s star sign is ?

Mine’s “Closed on Sunday and Election Day”…

You may have been the first to know if you were listening when your father was talking to you, Danae.

She’d know a lot more if she wasn’t locked in her own world.

Wiley, What happens if someone guesses correctly?

My guess: Joe and Victoria get married. It turns out that Victoria was born Victor and the marriage is declared null and void. By some strange quirk Victoria gets custody of Danae. …. (that’s it so far)

Must be a slow news day…

Danae’s expression is priceless in the last three panels… :) I’m looking forward to seeing how this progresses!

Hey! I look like that when EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL is playing local news! only in my case, its because the local news in omaha ne tends to be both bleeep and filler, not because my dad is marrying someone. Can i have a coffee mug too? Fine. i didnt WANT a coffee mug anyway. humph.

my guess is that diane will do something to stop the wedding to avenge her feelings of being snubbed.

Gee Wiley, don’t you keep up with the story line?!

Really, REALLY small town.

I wonder if they had daily recaps of the pre marriage test results on that chanel. I say Danae cuts up Victoria and feeds her to the gators in the everglades like Jimmy Hoffa.

Good comment, Wiley. Diane is a new character introduced by your readers who intend to wrest control of this epic from you. I will man the ramparts to stop this.

Oh let it go, don’t make fun of those who can’t spell.

This story line is Fabulous and I am enjoying all the comments too !

my guess: brenda comes back shortly before the wedding… duck!

Joe - I saw the one you referenced in December but I didn’t see anything about Victoria’s car that she’s giving Joe a ride in. Which one was that in? What kind of car? She seems more like a pickup type of gal.

I grew up in a VERY small town. It was amazing how quickly the word circulated when a girl got “knocked up,” which usually preceded the wedding news.

I thought the town I grew up in was small because word got around so quick (and usually inaccurately) but we didn’t have TV coverage.

Excellent comments today! LOL

Hilarious story line. Great pics as usual Wiley. Especially love Danae’s face.

Hey, nobody mentioned our guesses were supposed to be warped. Maybe someone should explain the rules.

Too bad I’ve already guessed.

Well, when you live in your own little world with nobody else around. These things are bound to happen.

Gosh Wiley, do you know something we don’t? How could that be?