Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 05, 2013

Or not…

I’ll bet a cute applicant such as you got not a few jobe offers….

Tomorrow you shall type “jujubes.”

The blog: The fish and the chicken might seem innocent if it weren’t for the strange thing their eyes seem to imply…….Love the guy writing under the table with his shadow? or his public persona? sitting on the table.

Re Blog, Russian hat….I always thought that Astrakhan was the name of the looped cotton fabric.

Re: “IVORY SOAP”

The Society For The Improvement of Frog Blog Captions wishes to point out two (2) missed opportunities:

1. “WORSE THAN THIS, YOUR WIFE IS WITHOUT IT”

2. “IT FLOATS”

You can do better, Teresa. But first you have to TRY.

Yes, a mistake like that on Google could easily cost a whole day.

RE the Blog’ Get what you wishI’m always disturbed when I see ‘lucky’ horsehoes with the ends pointing down, as I was brought up to believe that the luck runs out that way. I gather that some believe that the ends pointing down means that the luck can spread around. Has anyone got experimental evidence either way?

Yes dear, you’ll wonder where the yellow went . . . ☻

RE the Blog: Alien Cluck Virus

…FA got the vaccination.

Ferdinand I Of Bulgaria T., are you sure those are epaulets? I see them as alien claws grabbing him from behind. And it’s a well known fact that Ferdinand was one of the first victims of alien abduction.He is probably still somewhere in a zoo in some distant galaxy.“Let me out of here! I am king Ferdinand I of Bulgaria I tell you!”“Zookeeper, time to increase the dose of tranquilizers in his shlop.”

Jobs are OK, but jobs suck.

What do we want? Grace the Face!When do we want it? Now!

Whether looking for jobs or jobes, patience is a virtue.

Ivory soap in the house? Look what it did for Marilyn Chambers. Best to be safe. I’ll take a case of Ivory Snow.

“The Seachers”?? Is that the movie with Jhon Waene?

On Frog Blog:

CARRIE LIAO Reminds me of the ad campaigns for the men’s colognes… Tiberius: Boldly Go Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come.

Dora, I found you another student for you swimming classthis coming spring! She definitely has water on the brain!

Jobs

Jobes

Whatever it was, it was quite a serious infestation, and at certain moments of his life it threatened to completely overwhelm him.