Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2013
March 26, 2013
March 28, 2013
Transcript:
I thought I made it clear at the last staff meeting! They'll be no more idols standing around on the job... You're an art gallery guard, for #@$@#$ sake! You're paid to guard!... Now guard like a man! That's more like it!
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Looks like a chubby Clint Eastwood
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
In my experience with museums (yes, I’ve had some), I’ve never seen a Chief Guard like this guy. I’m guessing he’s a washed-out Marine and wannabe Drill Instructor, living out his fantasies of aggression here on civilian turf. It’s time for a palace coup among the guards!
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
Sigh, I’ve had bosses like that before.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
reminds me of boot camp…act like a man, and I was only 17….
coz69 over 11 years ago
@kuren444
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on here today!
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
The chief guard looks like he could be Monty’s Dad. Could explain how Monty’s friend got the job in the first place.
beachlvr Premium Member over 11 years ago
what does Monty do for a living?
Toronto2 over 11 years ago
About 2 weeks ago, my son bumped “Starry Night” at the MOMA. I’ve never seen a larger security guard in my life.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Looks like Kuren444 has been silenced by the cuss police.In case you’re wondering, the post said ‘Moondog looks more like he’s trying to take a sh*t.’Way funny!