Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2013

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    jack fairbanks  almost 12 years ago

    in all the con-fusion, i overcooked the fission!

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    doffy  almost 12 years ago

    Breaking up is hard to do….

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    Troglodyte  almost 12 years ago

    Adam, this is no time to fall apart. Hold yourself together!

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    Tog  almost 12 years ago

    Adam was angry. In fact he was beside himself.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Does his insurance policy have a double indemnity clause?

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    Brightspot60  almost 12 years ago

    Hmmm…the wiz could put him back together…put a bolt through his neck to hold the halves together. Don’t know why he would flatten his head, though[a Frankenstein reference]

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    Fogger_man  almost 12 years ago

    Don’t worry Adam. I’m sure they will cover at least half!

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    route66paul  almost 12 years ago

    The wizard could see right through him….

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    rockngolfer  almost 12 years ago

    ♪ I’m not half the man I used to be ♪

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    What’s it’s half-life?

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Can you halve his pay, or do you have to double it?

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