Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 21, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Why are you carrying around a rope if you're not gonna kill the rat with it? Mossy: Since when is a chew toy a rat killing implement? Bucky: Since it's the only think you're holding gan you're an exterminator! Mossy: Correction: I'm a rodent relocation specialist. Why does carrying a rope mean you have to be as mean as an inbred pit bull? Can't a guy just have plaque? Satchel: Hey, I got a spiky collar just so I could scratch myself with it.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Oh, that’s ‘plaque.’
The first time I read it, I thought it said ’plague."
Must be the rat reference.
firedome almost 12 years ago
i get it…a chew top for plaque build-up on one’s teeth.
carandken almost 12 years ago
Noe to Darby-this is supposed to be a comic strip. Please get funny.
pathfinder almost 12 years ago
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say nuthin’ at all. — Thumper in Bambi
ttoommyy almost 12 years ago
carandken said, about 2 hours ago
Noe to Darby-this is supposed to be a comic strip. Please get funny.______________________________________
It IS funny, to me at least.
Maybe you should go read Hi and Lois, Family Circus or Cathy.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ouch!
Elsboy almost 12 years ago
One thing I have always liked about this strip is that it usually takes some time to get to the punchline. I think the best story arc ever was the Judge Judy one and my recollection is that it took three weeks for that one to play out. Usually only the Sunday cartoons are “self-contained”. It must make for lousy sales of the “framed collectible prints” of the weekday strips though!
amyjokeller almost 12 years ago
Aww, Darby. No pit bull jokes, please. They have a hard enough time as it is. Now, an inbred alligator? THAT would be mean!!
Scooby D. Labbé almost 12 years ago
I never had Get Fuzzy in my local paper, so all these are new to me. If you think they’re all reruns or not funny, don’t read it.
BloomCo almost 12 years ago
Ropes are a chew toy. Especially if you use them to tie up someone in your bedroom.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And, since when has Bucky been politically correct?
jeff.serell almost 12 years ago
Mamma always says Alligators are aongry cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush-Bobby Buche
girlgirlgirl almost 12 years ago
Pit-bulls? Seriously? You’re suppose to be an animal lover, why do you feel the need to perpetuate a misguided hate for some of the best pets?
smollett almost 12 years ago
The poor Buckster has to tolerate an assortment of buffoons.
Bargrove almost 12 years ago
@carandken: I don’t care what you read or what you write.Just go away.