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“Yeah, Yummycakes! Green means go, Yellow means go fast, and Red means go very, VERY fast! In MY book, anyway. Here’s the thing: I make up my own rules of the road as I go along; or anything else, for that matter! It’s more fun that way! For ALL of us! For ME, anyway! You know, Cutie-pie, when I get to be an airplane pilot, I’ll make up my own rules of the sky, too! I’ll make all the other pilots AND Air Traffic Control turn GREEN WITH ENVY!"
Bernice: “HEY, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!”Derek: “Yeah, I know, Cutie! Must have cost me at least ten points!”Yeah, Bernice. “Only losers are users; and only dopes use dope!” Hey — I’d rather be a live chicken than a dead duck!
Yeah, Derek, a rock of crack cocaine can make you feel Good! INVINCIBLE! ON TOP OF THE WOR-R-RLD!It can also kill you. Maybe even those around you, as well!It just isn’t worth it.
rickray777 over 9 years ago
“Yeah, Yummycakes! Green means go, Yellow means go fast, and Red means go very, VERY fast! In MY book, anyway. Here’s the thing: I make up my own rules of the road as I go along; or anything else, for that matter! It’s more fun that way! For ALL of us! For ME, anyway! You know, Cutie-pie, when I get to be an airplane pilot, I’ll make up my own rules of the sky, too! I’ll make all the other pilots AND Air Traffic Control turn GREEN WITH ENVY!"
Sakamichi over 9 years ago
Get out of the car Bernice and don’t look back. The guys a user and a loser.
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Bernice: “HEY, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!”Derek: “Yeah, I know, Cutie! Must have cost me at least ten points!”Yeah, Bernice. “Only losers are users; and only dopes use dope!” Hey — I’d rather be a live chicken than a dead duck!
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Bernice. Get out. Of the car.
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Yeah, Derek, a rock of crack cocaine can make you feel Good! INVINCIBLE! ON TOP OF THE WOR-R-RLD!It can also kill you. Maybe even those around you, as well!It just isn’t worth it.