Luann Againn by Greg Evans for October 24, 2015

Well, Bernice, I’m glad he’s going to lose you. But I’m also glad that you don’t realize that you were never really important to him. You were just a way for him to store his ‘products’….

Well, this may be an oversimplification, but seems that drugs are everything that’s important to him…

Wow, Bernice, do you know that you will still be wearing the same style of nightgown when you get to college? And, undoubtedly, during your eventual marriage. And, finally, when your kids finally ship you off the nursing home. You know what Thoreau said about a foolish consistency.

You were never anything to him but a convenient place to hide his stash. He’s a user of drugs and people.

What I still don’t understand is why he singled out Bernice in particular. Did he actually like her? Or was she just some girl he picked at random?

He knows a gullible girl when he sees one. Or at least, he thinks he does. He doesn’t care about Bernice, she was just a mark.

Good Riddance to that sleazebag, Bern. One of these days some some oily hustler will out-Derek Derek, or, worse, Derek will put the squeeze on the wrong dude and someday get his kneecaps busted.