His name was Macintosh. He had come to the Big Apple only to fall in with a bunch of hard core apples.And like so many before him, the city ate him up and spit him out.
Ginger Gold and Jersey Mac went to the Gala Jubilee, they got lodi on Mollies Delicious Pink Lady Winesap. Paula Red Macintosh was Blushing Golden when Fugi Shikuza offered her a Keepsake while eating Ambrosia after their Sweet Tango. The Applewood director, Stayman Rose, was there, he asked Granny Smith to go to Rome to do a Cameo for his new film, HoneyCrisp, which he assured her would go to Sundance.
Just be glad the English Apples did not come, there would be a lot more.
margueritem over 11 years ago
I don’t think that either fate is something they’d wish to see..
bluskies over 11 years ago
Shades of Sweeney Todd! I wonder which doe he used for the crust? That coroner is rotten to the core!
Bilan over 11 years ago
That coroner’s covering a common core corpse!
j-birds3 over 11 years ago
It’s OK..We are looking at apples here not the nice plump strawberries…
emptc12 over 11 years ago
Oh, Terrific, Tom. It’s old Crabby Appleson — rotten to the core. He got his just dessert.
finale over 11 years ago
Was his name “Baltimore”?
J Short over 11 years ago
His name was Macintosh. He had come to the Big Apple only to fall in with a bunch of hard core apples.And like so many before him, the city ate him up and spit him out.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Now he’s food for the worms. But then, wasn’t he always?
Arianne over 11 years ago
Never should have gone to that Rolling Stones concert. Shadoobie
Perkycat over 11 years ago
WOW! You all are the apple of my eye today. Very ‘polished’ and ‘delicious’ comments.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
So that’s why they call ’em core-nors . . . ☻
route66paul over 11 years ago
Ginger Gold and Jersey Mac went to the Gala Jubilee, they got lodi on Mollies Delicious Pink Lady Winesap. Paula Red Macintosh was Blushing Golden when Fugi Shikuza offered her a Keepsake while eating Ambrosia after their Sweet Tango. The Applewood director, Stayman Rose, was there, he asked Granny Smith to go to Rome to do a Cameo for his new film, HoneyCrisp, which he assured her would go to Sundance.
Just be glad the English Apples did not come, there would be a lot more.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
Homer Simpson must be doing the lettering on the files.
greatbest over 11 years ago
funny.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
core-ner?
captainofgondor over 11 years ago
Someone has to say it – Must be the Core-oner.