Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 25, 2013
April 22, 2013
April 29, 2013
Transcript:
spring vermin a brief guide rat: everyone would love me if my tail was fuzzy. rats as big as cats range - there's one under your chair description - large & rat-like. those damn hoppy bugs that always jump right at you range - your basement. description - too horrifying to behold. little drop-kick sweater dogs range - the end of some old lady's leash. description - some of them wear little matching hats, too. (the dogs.) frogs with extra legs range - all-you-can-eat french restaurants. description - tastes just like mutated chicken. canadian romping sloths free-ranging. description - a nice change from the common enert sloth until a herd of them move through & flatten your azaleas.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Are Canadian Romping Sloths running from Norwegian trolls?Is it time to call the TSS?
Ida No over 11 years ago
OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT THING UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!
pumaman over 11 years ago
If his tail was fuzzy he would look like a squirrel.
pam Miner over 11 years ago
Having a pet rat is like having a squirrel, except you can freak out all your friends. especially if you are an old lady like I am.The Canadian romping sloth is the cutest!
dramac333 over 11 years ago
Gosh darn those Canadian Romping Sloths anyway! So that’s what happened to my azaleas!
GregTrail_ImaDillo over 11 years ago
I sometimes steal the top right panel to use as my facebook profile pic. (I’m allowed to do that, right?)
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
A friend of a friend of a friend of an acquaintance of mine said that once a couple went to Mexico and bought a Chihuahua puppy only to find it was a Mexican sewer rat…!
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
We had those damn hoppy bugs in my family’s basement when I was a kid. Boy, they creeped me out!