Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 19, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: I don't understand this weaseleaks sticky note... "ferrets are ugly"? How is that a leak-worthy secret? Bucky: Not every document weaseleaks is releasing is top secret. Some of them are just randomish factisms. Satchel: But I think he's cute. Bucky: Of course you think he's cute. You got a grill like a soviet economy car! Satchel: I'm comfortable with my grill. Bucky: You guys are so ugly I could probably prove it mathematically.
jay_arrr over 11 years ago
… says the guy with the “boss tooth.”
tuna1 over 11 years ago
Grill like a soviet economy car…I am so stealing that line…
Varnes over 11 years ago
Hey, I’m comfortable with my grill too….probably should floss though…..
Jason Case over 11 years ago
So if Ren Ten Ten made a guest appearnce what would negative thing would Bucky have to say about him?
JoelJ over 11 years ago
Well, you can prove it mathematically by using the golden ratio.
dbmeyer99 over 11 years ago
I get the best one liners from that one tooth wonder cat.
TEAMSATCHEL1 over 11 years ago
Ah look in the mirror Bucky! You’re so ugly you don’t need to prove it mathmaticlly. The only thing that one tooth is good for is to open cans!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
poor little kitty…
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
“There must be a formula to explain how bad your tie is.” —John Nash in “A Beautiful Mind”
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Hilarious! This is why I get up in the mornings…
UsernameUsername1234 over 11 years ago
You can actually prove that people are ugly using mathematics. First, start with symmetry, then move on to the golden ratio…
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
I was reading this in the paper at my desk and started laughing outloud. One of the best “Fuzzies” ever. Classic Bucky, his look in the last panel is priceless
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Bucky knows math?