Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 06, 1996

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Norman: Smile, dad! The newspaper wants our picture! Ralph: What for? Click! Norman: They like our story: An idealistic young mall cop, sworn to uphold the law, arrests his own father! Journalist: Was it hard on you when your dad turned to a life of crime? Norman: Excellent question... Ralph: I dropped a gum wrapper!