Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 22, 2001
Transcript:
"Ooooohh!" "What's wrong?" "I ate 3 dozen donuts, but I still lost the donut-eating contest!" "Ralph, your doctor has been warning you for years about the dangers of overindulgence!" "What would he say if he knew you entered a donut-eating contest?" "He was the winner!"