Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 03, 2001

Transcript:

"Hello, neighborhood kid. I have come to apologize." "I did not have any candy to give you on Halloween because I selfishly ate it all." "Please accept this king size "Abba-zaba," along with my sincere apology for being such a garbage gut." "That wasn't so hard, was it?" "One kid down, 112 to go!"