Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 07, 2001
Transcript:
"Remember, golf is a gentleman's sport. There is no need to act like a wild man." "Sorry." "I know it can be frustrating, but losing your temper only distracts the other golfers!" "As course marshal, my job is to maintain the peace, understand?" "Yes, sir." "NOW will you remove the handcuffs?" "In a while. You need some time to chill."