Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 2003
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?Kids, Bulk Club is a shopper?s paradise!? ?Career day? ?Where else can you buy a 64-roll pack of bathroom tissue or a 25-pound bag of Pinto beans?? ?The average Bulk Club is larger than a football field. Can anyone guess why it?s so big?? ?To accommodate the incredibly long checkout lines?? ?Those are only on weekends, smart aleck!?