The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2013

Poor choice, lady…

Oh pardon me I see an empty jump seat in the back.

Bet his YouTube video went viral.

Brilliant new product!They’re not actually books…they’re hollow leather bags….

sewn together into an ingenious hand-crafted carry-on….Pricey., a bit.. but it guarantees you a seat to yourself on all but the most over-booked planes, trains and busses.

Aisle see you in a whaisle.

Who’s the bozo who said that aisle is pronounced the same as isle? Looks like it should rhyme with basil.

ok, back to your regularly-scheduled comic.

Hey is that Rosanne Rosannadanna? Never mind.

I think I would have him ousted off the bus.

Been on that bus…(cough)

I have accidently used that technique to clear lines at ticket booths when I have had my bi-annual sinus cold. For weeks after the sinus part of the cold has passed, I have a deep throaty cough as I try to clear out all of the congestion from my lungs.

Looks like Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson….Favorite line…. at the park benchAJ: “Do you believe in the hereafter?”RB: “….uh… yes”AJ: “Then you know what I’m here after…”*KAPOW**

Never mind. I like standing the whole trip.

I hate people like that…