Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 27, 2013

OH… Bri — I didn’t even know the team had moved to Utah…. but this makes more sense now.

Yikes…. where have I been?Wikipedia says the Jazz moved to Salt Lake City in 1979.

This is why I lose at Trivial Pursuit….just ask me a sports question.

Oh gosh… now everybody knows….

From yesterday…. yeah, Otto…. You and I and Varnes could have at least one beer together…

Unless you think all that hot air could cause a rift in the space time continuum…

Bri — so they’d become the Utah Anonymous?

Dog… yeah, you’re always there for the Sax and Rock ‘n’ Roll.

Oh, I don’t know, The Penguins is a silly name, too….I’d love to see penguins play hockey, with their little sticks and helmets, skating awkwardly……..

Otto, Susan, I think we’d have to file an environmental impact statement…..

I love that the farm team for the SF Giants is the Richmond, VA Flying Squirrels

If they give up the “Jazz” name, they can become the Utah Jello. Much more locally appropriate. Look it up if you don’t get it.