Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 24, 2013

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    dv-chris  over 11 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little ham.Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some more.

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    dv-chris  over 11 years ago

    Or this one:When Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised,But when Old MacDonald had a farm, they couldn’t believe their eyes!

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    Mary had a little lambHer daddy shot it deadAnd now she takes her lamb to schoolBetween two slabs of bread

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    Oxnate  over 11 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb, this tale you’ve heard before.But did you know she passed her plate, and had a little more?

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    waltermgm  over 11 years ago

    And some mint jelly!

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    waltermgm  over 11 years ago

    Mary had a little sheep, and with the sheep she went to sleep.The sheep turned out to be a ram, Mary had a little lamb.

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    reneed_dlw  over 11 years ago

    or how about this one…

    Mary went to market onceThe price of meat didn’t please herShe’s having leg of lamb tonightThe rest is in the freezer

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    cheetahqueen  over 11 years ago

    Please! Don’t tell Rory!

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    scrabblefiend  over 11 years ago

    I wish I could remember the name of the story by Saki (W.W. Jacobs). Husband was killed by a blunt object. Police couldn’t find the weapon. Wife thawed out a frozen leg of lamb, which was the main meal of the day. Of course, she got away with it.

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