Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2008
September 13, 2008
September 15, 2008
Transcript:
Alice: We've got a lawn gnome! Boy: Is that allowed? Beni: The neighborhood rules say you can have up to two man-made lawn objects. We've got a burro with a cart. They count as two. Girl: We've got a whirligig and a frog under a mushroom. And a daisy doormat that's awaiting adjudication. Boy: We've got a "squirrel crossing" sign and a cherub fountain birdbath that scares away all the squirrels. Dill: We've got a pet cemetery, various dirtbike parts, a clothes dryer, a carpet sample display and my brother's newest trebuchet. Alice: Didn't the neighborhood rules guy with the clipboard complain? Dill: He tried to. He came down in the next county, but his clipboard has never been found.
margueritem about 16 years ago
LMAO! Excellent one today!
runar about 16 years ago
Et in Arcadia ego fui.
xangatom about 16 years ago
10 bonus points for using the phrase “newest trebuchet”! Bahahahaha!
The_Rav about 16 years ago
Neighborhood rules like that are stupid. GO DILLS FAMILY!!! hehe
jwhuzzlepiz about 16 years ago
A trebuchet is much like a catapult, with a weighted arm mechanism. Does Jpuzzlewhiz really need help with this?
donkeymom about 16 years ago
I love Dill’s yard!
kirbey about 16 years ago
The nonchalant way he said ” he came down in the next county” perfect ! just another day in ” Cul de Sac ”
swolf48110 about 16 years ago
Naw JPuzz….that’s French for “fling that bugger a long way”
Iphelia about 16 years ago
are those pet tombstones on the lawn?
Ed Brault Premium Member about 16 years ago
No, those are wild tombstones that they leave food out for.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Is Dill related to Lio?
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
Thank you, Dill’s brothers! The notion of affordable tract housing is nothing new, but in older subdivisions, the houses and properties take on their own personality over the course of time and the community eventually develops character. But with many new subdivisions, the CC&Rs restrict what can happen in the front yard, what colors can be painted, etc., ensuring that the community will always look homogenous and boring. Absolutely ridiculous. Another reason that the old saying is true: suburban is to urban as substandard is to standard.
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
Love it!!! Rebel against the system lil’ Dill!
davidf42 over 4 years ago
I think this is the funniest one yet!
Omniman over 3 years ago
Or they could just keep the range and trebuchet as their two front yard items, and move everything else to the back yard. Would that make the guy with the clipboard happy?
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
Dill said that he came down in the next county…….nothing was said about being ‘alive’!