Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 21, 2009
June 20, 2009
June 22, 2009
Transcript:
Dad: Oh, yuck. Petey: What? Dad: There's a green, clown-shaped marshmallow in my cereal. Petey: It's Alice. Dad: There's another one! What's Alice? Petey: She's spreading her dire influence. She leaves toys everywhere - her stuff seeps inexorably into every corner of the house. Blocks, stuffed animals, tiny doll shoes, creeping into every nook and cranny, overwhelming all that are not Alice. Dad: That's just silly. Petey: Marshmallows migrating into your cereal can mean only one thing- Mom: We're out of orange juice. Have one of Alice's juice boxes. Dad: No. Petey: She's in the food chain. We're doomed.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Alice the omnipotent….
rayannina over 15 years ago
VIRAL ALICE!!!
D-i-c-e-R over 15 years ago
I’m safe. I got the latest Anti-Alice Anti-Virus software running.
pibfan868 over 15 years ago
Alice might have to go up against Monty in 9 Chickweed Lane!
rustyraby Premium Member over 15 years ago
Petey’s acorn obviously didn’t land far from Dad’s tree…
MisterFweem over 15 years ago
Anyone who thinks anti-Alice anti-virus software will work obviously does NOT have children. Wait until you find a Barbie doll in the bag you take to work. This has happened to me several times.
BenPanced over 15 years ago
Just remember, everybody: no matter how hard you scrub, you’ll NEVER get crayon off any surface.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
They best quarantine the whole block before the Pink Plague spreads!
comics4brown over 15 years ago
poor Petey – DOOMED!
forevercomic over 15 years ago
I love Petey. My little sister dominated the food chain as soon as she could eat solids. All of the sudden we were eating things for lunch we hadn’t seen for three years like… animal crackers and drinking… JUICE. To state the truth we were actually pretty happy about it.