It’s the best answer she’s got, Petey…
Hey, do you have a better theory?
Don’t laugh—Libraries have been our government’s experimental hotbeds of germ warfare for decades!!
So stay away from the libraries!—‘tis better to be dumb than dead.
I’m on Petey’s side. Who knows who’s been coughing, wiping sticky fingers on or reading library books in the toilet? Eeww.
grazer said, “So stay away from the libraries!—‘tis better to be dumb than dead.”
There’s a difference?
people don’t take out books in our library, just video discs
if someone sneezed on the video discs will your player get a virus … people flu?
Boy, Petey, the Magical Librarian is gonna be mad at you and leave extra germs all over your books! LOL
I think I’ll go over to the library and cough on some books.
If you worry about germs from books, think about paper money and coins.
what about your books in school petey? other kids have used them too
To heck with germs. I don’t want to touch a book that’s been read by somebody eating potato chips!
When is somebody going to tell Petey about the amazing self-defense force he has – his immune system!
People are so bloody freaked out about germs and making everything sterile these days, It’s a crying shame!
Wow, this poor kid needs some serious help…
margueritem over 15 years ago
It’s the best answer she’s got, Petey…
rayannina over 15 years ago
Hey, do you have a better theory?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Don’t laugh—Libraries have been our government’s experimental hotbeds of germ warfare for decades!!
So stay away from the libraries!—‘tis better to be dumb than dead.
myhaircut over 15 years ago
I’m on Petey’s side. Who knows who’s been coughing, wiping sticky fingers on or reading library books in the toilet? Eeww.
albyjames over 15 years ago
grazer said, “So stay away from the libraries!—‘tis better to be dumb than dead.”
There’s a difference?
lewisbower over 15 years ago
people don’t take out books in our library, just video discs
habamom over 15 years ago
if someone sneezed on the video discs will your player get a virus … people flu?
comics4brown over 15 years ago
Boy, Petey, the Magical Librarian is gonna be mad at you and leave extra germs all over your books! LOL
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
I think I’ll go over to the library and cough on some books.
nerdhoof over 15 years ago
If you worry about germs from books, think about paper money and coins.
bald over 15 years ago
what about your books in school petey? other kids have used them too
BenPanced over 15 years ago
To heck with germs. I don’t want to touch a book that’s been read by somebody eating potato chips!
DCStark over 13 years ago
When is somebody going to tell Petey about the amazing self-defense force he has – his immune system!
People are so bloody freaked out about germs and making everything sterile these days, It’s a crying shame!
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wow, this poor kid needs some serious help…