Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 12, 2009
July 11, 2009
July 13, 2009
Transcript:
Mom: Uh-oh. It's that cashier. Petey: Who? Mom: The one who never speaks to me. Cashier: So we drove the... on Wednesday... and stopped. Mom: She talks to everybody, but when I speak to her she just grunts and stares. Petey: Let's get in another line, Mom. Alice: Grunt? Mom: Nope, too late! Here we go! Hi! It's time to buy more groceries! Ha-ha! Cashier: Grunt. Mom: Well, we'd better get home and eat these groceries! Cashier: Grunt. Petey: She's talking to the lady behind you! Look, they're hugging! Mom: I must've offended her in a previous existence. Alice: We're having groceries for dinner? BLEAH!
margueritem over 15 years ago
Surreal, I love it.
carmy over 15 years ago
Hey, next time just grunt back.
aforry over 15 years ago
Ask her what her grunting problem is!!
BenPanced over 15 years ago
@ olfart:
Especially since we had groceries for breakfast AND lunch!
bald over 15 years ago
people are actually supposed to eat the groceries they buy? i thought you just let them get moldy and rancid and throw them out
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I see Alice has a career opportunity as a grocery store checker in a few years.
comics4brown over 15 years ago
Oh no, not groceries for dinner, again?!!!! Poor Alice :)
comics4brown over 15 years ago
As for Alice being a grocery store checker – she’s already expressed an interest in being a cart herder ‘cause they’d have free run of the cereal aisle!
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
Maybe the cashier used to be a pro tennis player.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
LOL!—whatta funny family they are.
kirbey over 15 years ago
Leave it to Alice to put in all into perspective.
Ushindi over 15 years ago
bigg3469: When you have offended someone in a previous existence, it’s considered inappropriate to complain about them in the current existence (you may be unaware of this).
uh-ohkid over 15 years ago
She’s jealous - she wanted Mr. Otterloop so now she just grunts at her rival. Typical cashier behavior…
comicgirl1000 almost 15 years ago
grunt counts as talking to her
DCStark over 13 years ago
Must have been one hell of a long line if she couldn’t see that she was going to get Ms. Grunty Stare.
DTJB over 11 years ago
“Previous” existence?
Clearstream over 8 years ago
I would say: Why do you always grunt at me when you talk to everybody else? If that did not work I would complain to the manager.
Flapjack omelette over 3 years ago
I don’t get it