Alice: Stars make me mad. Beni: Why? Alice: They make me feel puny and unnoticed. Beni: Oh. Alice: Let's throw mulch at them! Beni: Is that your answer for everything?
When I was that age, the stars were beautiful and very mysterious.
When I was that age, they were too.
And I threw mulch at them.
Alice obviously doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation.
Mulch helps to control Alice’s universe.
A shooting star would sure rattle her little brain about now.
Hmmm……when I was that age, I dont think they had mulch
And back it up with some fertilizer, too, Alice.
I’d stick to mulch in future, Charlie.
But if stars throw mulch back at you, then I guess that would be, ‘Star Wars’.
Where mulch is given, mulch is expected…
Too much of a mulchness
you might want to mix in a few worms with that mulch alice
“The eternal silence of those infinite spaces terrifies me.” – Pascal
Maybe Alice is “deep in the heart of Texas”.
Jealous Mulch, Alice?
So when she’s older she’ll be the shoot-my-gun-at-the-sky-after-drinking-tequila type I guess.
This whole thing is mulch ado about nothing.
well…….I always thought it was a mystic…..
@edcole; Alice’s thinking isn’t very universal, since her opinion is that the galaxy revolves around her.
But then again, doesn’t every young child think the universe revolves around them?
John Reiher Premium Member over 15 years ago
When I was that age, the stars were beautiful and very mysterious.
rayannina over 15 years ago
When I was that age, they were too.
And I threw mulch at them.
Edcole1961 over 15 years ago
Alice obviously doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Mulch helps to control Alice’s universe.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
A shooting star would sure rattle her little brain about now.
leakysqueaky712 over 15 years ago
Hmmm……when I was that age, I dont think they had mulch
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
And back it up with some fertilizer, too, Alice.
Kingoswald Premium Member over 15 years ago
I’d stick to mulch in future, Charlie.
MotherOfMoses over 15 years ago
But if stars throw mulch back at you, then I guess that would be, ‘Star Wars’.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Where mulch is given, mulch is expected…
pibfan868 over 15 years ago
Too much of a mulchness
bald over 15 years ago
you might want to mix in a few worms with that mulch alice
Munodi over 15 years ago
“The eternal silence of those infinite spaces terrifies me.” – Pascal
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Maybe Alice is “deep in the heart of Texas”.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
Jealous Mulch, Alice?
WyattMute over 15 years ago
So when she’s older she’ll be the shoot-my-gun-at-the-sky-after-drinking-tequila type I guess.
margueritem over 15 years ago
This whole thing is mulch ado about nothing.
kpreethy almost 14 years ago
well…….I always thought it was a mystic…..
DCStark over 13 years ago
@edcole; Alice’s thinking isn’t very universal, since her opinion is that the galaxy revolves around her.
But then again, doesn’t every young child think the universe revolves around them?