Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2013

Please tell me his name isn’t Dick….

They must come from very small families.I guess they both carry a recessive gene for height…

But they might end up having a small family too.

The easy part: All they need for the reception is a decorated cupcake, a slice of cheese, maybe a split of champagne…The hard part: Walking down the aisle.

It’s not very bigamy.Or me.

Tiny Alice got religion?

For their honeymoon, they went to Lilliput.

And with the money they saved they can put a downpayment on a nice little house . . . ☻

hey, you know you’re standing on the cake?