Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 15, 2013

Gosh, what a swell deal! Any gal would go for it…

Then she can divorce him and get the house.

Yes… then she’d have it maid.

Get a jury of twelve women, honey. No way on earth you’d be convicted.

You just have to wear the French outfit with the severe high heels.

Change “maid” to “lover” and this comic would be more realistic.

Young lady, you should learn from Zsa Zsa Gabor, the best housekeeper in the history of America: every time she left a man, she kept his house.

This way he can spend the money he saves on his mistress.

What’s the difference between Noah’s ark and Joan of Ark? One is made of wood & the other is maid of Orleans.

After they get married, he won’t pay for the sex, either.

He will be paying for it, every single day and with all of his worldly goods

The Ahhnold excuss.

Is that the governator?

Here’s a funny thing: When I read this, at first I thought it said—.After we’re married, you can still be mad! I just won’t pay you!-Which makes NO sense! ha ha!

Gee, talk about great incentive. :p

I’m reminded of a joke Argus Hamilton published a few days ago where Arnold was putting out a book about his dalliance with the maid called Total Recall. Not to be outdone, the maid was putting out her own book: Alien vs. Predator.

Clean his bank account!!!