Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 1997
August 31, 1997
September 02, 1997
Transcript:
"OK, Captain Anxiety. I took some Polaroids before we left. Exhibit A: the stove with all burners clearly in the 'off' position. Exhibit B: the back door with the deadbolt latched. Exhibit C: my curling iron unplugged..."