Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 16, 2013

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beyond whistler's mother gia mom: when i tell alberto to clean his room he looks at me like i'm hardly even there. bot mom: if my fernarda acts like that i land on him like a ton of bricks. giacometti's mother & botero's mother arc mom: giuseppe! stop playing with your food! arcimboldo's mother dam mom: get down here this instant young man! there's formaldehyde all over my nice clean floor. damien hirst's mother tho mom: well, i'm sorry, but that sofa clashes with me. thomas kinkade's mother