Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 29, 2013
July 25, 2013
August 01, 2013
Transcript:
-advertisement- planning a long car trip with the kids? you'll need- 5 cd set the bee in the car goes buzz buzz buzz songs of travel for children bee in the car over 300 sing-along songs, including- are we there yet? the pinching song whining across the u.s.a. on the road again (chipmunks remix) the skippingpingpingping cd larry the toll booth guy the back of daddy's head (is big & fat & red) how much farther now? my li'l bladder (goes kablam!) one more peep a million cows live in ohio (the counting song) the bee in the car 4'33" (the john cage song) are we there yet? (reprise) 5 cd's only $2995 send cash only to: mr. richard thompson richard's poor almanac c/o this publisher hurry! this offer expires right now! kid: larry the toll booth guy ate much pizza pie, he gained so much weight that he's blocking the gate and nobody can get by! toll guy: what?
Ida No about 11 years ago
The John Cage song features a full 200-piece orchestra, and you still can’t tell who is on first violin.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
The Bee in the Car once stung me in St. Louis! But anyone who says I sang all the way home to Chicago is fibbing.
pumaman about 11 years ago
What are the chances that they get in a toll lane manned by a guy actually named Larry? Larry is not amused.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Anyone remember that commercial with two bees?One says: “Did you know that scientists say that aerodynamically, bees can’t fly?”The other says: “What do they think we’re doing, bowling?”
tigerchik32 about 11 years ago
Isn’t it? You know why parents would prefer 4’33", right? Look it up, you’ll laugh.