Telephone: <ring! ring! ring!>
Jason: I'll get it. You, "private"! Drop and give me 50! Now! Now! Now! Move it! Move it! Move it, soldier! Who knew caller ID would be so much fun?!
Andy: Who knew you'd be?
full metal jacket has the best quotes. This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen
After working in prison for 24 years, when they ask how I am, I tell them “Fine, now that I’m not in prison any longer”….all of a sudden, they lose interest in talking to me!!!
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
So, that’s that Calvin turned into a few years later!
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
full metal jacket has the best quotes. This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Anyone who uses the “private” thing on a phone line deserves whatever grief they get from their intended victims!
scsurfer over 11 years ago
Private robo-calls that don’t identify themselves go to the top of the list of “to be messed with”.
DaveBNM over 11 years ago
“This is my weapon (rifle), this is my gun! This is for fighting and this is for fun!”
jppjr over 11 years ago
After working in prison for 24 years, when they ask how I am, I tell them “Fine, now that I’m not in prison any longer”….all of a sudden, they lose interest in talking to me!!!
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Caller ID has its’ uses.
transylvanian over 11 years ago
We’ve come a long way.
Romeo2Delta2 over 4 years ago
That’s awfully tame for a “private number”.