Marriage Counseling Counselor: Im afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.
I don’t get it.
Hope for aces…
when it comes to 8balls, sweetheart, save your diamonds for the jack of hearts, not the guy with the club in his hand!
You dummies!
This guy can’t deal with your problems… I bet he’s not even playing with a full deck….
I know you got paired up in Vegas, but don’t go back there when your hearts are at stake.
Go home, and play the hand you were dealt.
If you need help to do it, look for a good advisor, not a guy in a visor.
Aw Edclectic…. I thought you were full of…. win?
And my training instructs me to never split infinitives.
Dogsniff, two posts in one day? Win win?
Anyway, poker.is cool…Just hugging her is pretty cool too…..
That guy’s no joker. I don’t care what anybody else says—he’s playing with a full deck. He is the real deal.
If the Queen were here she’d be shouting “Off with their cards!”
I beg all of your indulgence but I can’t help posting a quick little poem of mine in here, titled “Love Luck.”\
As hard as marble cardsOr granite poker chipsMy Queen of Hearts is marredHer I.O.U.‘s she’s ripped
Her Diamond red’s turned orangeHer Spades have dug up StonehengeThis heart-ache is quite tediousAnd (on the whole) I feel like Ozymandias
Marriage counselor? They should try a psychiatrist. Those 8s are crazy.
Miss me no more! Reincarnated as “edclectic” post disastrous computer mishap. Smarter, faster, shinier…able to make blithe comments in a single bound!
… well… whatever happens… at least she still has her diamonds.
Dan Thompson
i_am_the_jam over 11 years ago
I don’t get it.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Hope for aces…
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
when it comes to 8balls, sweetheart, save your diamonds for the jack of hearts, not the guy with the club in his hand!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
You dummies!
This guy can’t deal with your problems… I bet he’s not even playing with a full deck….
I know you got paired up in Vegas, but don’t go back there when your hearts are at stake.
Go home, and play the hand you were dealt.
If you need help to do it, look for a good advisor, not a guy in a visor.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Aw Edclectic…. I thought you were full of…. win?
jreckard over 11 years ago
And my training instructs me to never split infinitives.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Dogsniff, two posts in one day? Win win?
Varnes over 11 years ago
Anyway, poker.is cool…Just hugging her is pretty cool too…..
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
That guy’s no joker. I don’t care what anybody else says—he’s playing with a full deck. He is the real deal.
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
If the Queen were here she’d be shouting “Off with their cards!”
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
I beg all of your indulgence but I can’t help posting a quick little poem of mine in here, titled “Love Luck.”\
As hard as marble cardsOr granite poker chipsMy Queen of Hearts is marredHer I.O.U.‘s she’s ripped
Her Diamond red’s turned orangeHer Spades have dug up StonehengeThis heart-ache is quite tediousAnd (on the whole) I feel like Ozymandias
Eldrad over 11 years ago
Marriage counselor? They should try a psychiatrist. Those 8s are crazy.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Miss me no more! Reincarnated as “edclectic” post disastrous computer mishap. Smarter, faster, shinier…able to make blithe comments in a single bound!
baileydean over 11 years ago
… well… whatever happens… at least she still has her diamonds.