The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 29, 2013
May 28, 2013
May 30, 2013
Transcript:
Voice from building: Oh, great. I'll never get a date for prom. Frogzilla wreaked havoc, devouring airplanes, interrupting traffic, and spreading warts to skyscrapers across the city.
re: “What is that frog doing to the building? Must really be a horny toad.”-—————not to mention how traumatised teh office workers were on teh 22nd floor…. whos gonna wash THOSE windows…???
SEND IN THE SKYCRANE!Oh not available, putting the AC on the Mall roof. Okay PlanBDon’t hurt that frog get me the TOADSTOOLFroggie went a courting and he did rideHamboneFroggie went a courting and he did ridePistol and bullwhip by his sideHambone.
margueritem over 11 years ago
No one wants to date a warty skyscraper.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh oh there goes Tokyo
jreckard over 11 years ago
Maybe they need amphibian aircraft.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
knee-deep? urine for it now
Superfrog over 11 years ago
He’s not bad, just misunderstood.
King_Shark over 11 years ago
Fetch Snakezilla to eat him.
J Short over 11 years ago
It’s not easy being green… and weighing 26 tons.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
… until finally he is destroyed by giant Ipods playing really bad Hip-Hop music. (Ipads?)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
It wasn’t bullets killed the beast, it was a very large heron….
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Together we shall conquer the world!….Ooops, was that my outside voice?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
re: “What is that frog doing to the building? Must really be a horny toad.”-—————not to mention how traumatised teh office workers were on teh 22nd floor…. whos gonna wash THOSE windows…???
danlarios over 11 years ago
leaping lizards
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
We’re going to need a tanker of salicylic acid.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
SEND IN THE SKYCRANE!Oh not available, putting the AC on the Mall roof. Okay PlanBDon’t hurt that frog get me the TOADSTOOLFroggie went a courting and he did rideHamboneFroggie went a courting and he did ridePistol and bullwhip by his sideHambone.
Slowmodem over 11 years ago
Bullets can’t stop it! Rockets can’t stop it! We may have to use nuclear force!
jcomics52 over 11 years ago
He looks unnaturally like Kermit.
sidsim over 11 years ago
You get warts from Toadzilla. Frogzilla gives you ribbits.