Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 19, 2013
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May 20, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: What's older? Unicorns, or stars? Marigold: Stars. In ancient times, unicorns were very jealous of the stars, with all their shining and twinkling. And no unicorn was more jealous than Kind Sprinkle the Thunderous. Eventually, he could stand it no longer, and ordered his subjects to charge at the stars, horns first. History would come to know it as the Great Anticlimactic Hop. Phoebe: History would be my favorite subject if unicorns wrote the textbooks.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Silly Unicorns. But I don’t think any thing is Anti-climatic with a unicorn involved. also 3:18 PM EST why am I the 1st comment? I mean a t 3AM I understand but where is every one? Hopping twords the stars?
Fez Cow over 11 years ago
Who wouldn’t love unicorn history?
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
The Great Anticlimactic Hop…new favorite historic event.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
I wonder if King Sprinkle and Sombra are related…I agree with Phoebe about unicorn history.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nice dress Phoebe!
Aurora_Gale over 11 years ago
Unicorns…very covetous of stars…also, Crystalsssss..
rpmurray over 11 years ago
If Phoebe wants to read from a big book of improbable historical fantasy then there is a book known as the Bible.
skydancer11 over 11 years ago
The artwork in this strip never ceases to amaze me. Every time I read this, my love for unicorns is kindled even more.
ThomasKDye over 11 years ago
Ron Obvious feels their pain.
prof2 over 11 years ago
help me…can’t stop laughing…
prof2 over 11 years ago
@Night-Gaunt to rpmurray
Agreed.
OmegaDragotroid over 11 years ago
So that’s why there’s a robot unicorn smashing stars for no apparent reason.
Zero-Gabriel over 11 years ago
“The THUNDEROUS”
Good title… sounds Epic.
tudza2 over 11 years ago
beats running around the world trying to catch the moon and make it square.
reynard61 over 11 years ago
@ Night-Gaunt49: +1
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Us humans had King Canute, the Unicorns had this guy
bopard over 11 years ago
must have been a Mexican unicorn. Founder of Mexico City challenged the Sun to battle. Shot a lot of arrows.
dutchguy977 almost 4 years ago
It took me some time to realize it said Thunderous and not Thunderolis.
bgrauman over 3 years ago
….and then King Sprinkle’s loyal subjects grew angry, and charged towards him——- and the end of his reign was anticlimactic as well.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
King Sprinkle looks strangely like King Sombra from FIM.