FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 13, 1995

Transcript:

Peter: Paige, c'mon-we've been here for four HOURS! Paige: So? Peter: So if you don't make up your mind and buy a stupid sweater in the next 10 seconds, I'm getting in the car and leaving without you! Paige: Peter, you can't do that. Peter: Says who?! Paige: Peter, remember when you tried on those jeans earlier, how patiently I waited? Peter: Paige, that took maybe two minutes, TOPS! Paige: That's not the point...