Somebody even parked the domain, “Heaven.Com” on GoDaddy on spec….
If God wants it, he has to pay about a bazillion dollars…But God says it’ll be a long snowy day in….well, you know…. And Heaven,net, Heaven.edu, even Heaven.biz….. all taken.
He considered Heaven.xxx for its obvious ability to draw in sinners…But now he’s thinking of finding a top-level domain from some tropical paradise…
Linux0s over 11 years ago
You’d think He would have seen this coming.
edclectic over 11 years ago
There weren’t supposed to be any other gods before him.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Somebody even parked the domain, “Heaven.Com” on GoDaddy on spec….
If God wants it, he has to pay about a bazillion dollars…But God says it’ll be a long snowy day in….well, you know…. And Heaven,net, Heaven.edu, even Heaven.biz….. all taken.
He considered Heaven.xxx for its obvious ability to draw in sinners…But now he’s thinking of finding a top-level domain from some tropical paradise…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh, god!just smite the other 472317
Brisbanekid over 11 years ago
Or just smite god1@gmail.com . . .
Ollyvah over 11 years ago
One of my favorite far side jokes shows GOD sitting at his computer while you can see his keyboard has a “SMITE” key where ours have the delete key
vogonpoetry over 11 years ago
Heh, whoever does have that gmail is going to get so much spam, now…
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Love this one – great comments.